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[a_sin_for_him]

[Lust looks less than pleased and bordering on frustrated. Behind her can be seen a slinky Glameow teasing a perplexed looking Spheal, rubbing affectionately against the rounder Pokemon and then swatting him at random. A Jigglypuff keeps attempting to push its way onscreen, in front of Lust. She pushes Chanteuse away every few moments, with less and less gentle delicacy each time.]

Does anywhere know where to find any intimidating looking Pokemon? I have a children's carnival act following me everywhere I go now.

[It's ridiculous.]

Not that I don't appreciate them all, of course. [Another firm to shove to keep her Jigglypuff from blocking her] But I'd like to have something a bit more imposing to throw out in battle.

Or imposing at all.

[Forget philosophy and musings on the nature of her existence for a moment, she just wants anything that doesn't look like a stuffed animal come to life.]

Comments

[Video]

[a_sin_for_him]

...so where would I 'adventure' to find one of those?

[Because yes, that is exactly the sort of thing she has in mind.]

[Video]

[foolishwren]

Oh, these guys?

... No idea, my friends started with these.

_{[So helpful.]}

I hear there's some scary shit in Dark Cave, though. Might wanna start there.

It's a ways outside'a Violet.

[Video]

[a_sin_for_him]

I'm avoiding caves for the moment. Risk versus reward and all of that.

I think I'm just going to adopt.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

Pfft, wuss.

_{[She really doesn't have any room to talk, herself.]}

[Video]

[a_sin_for_him]

If that's what you choose to call prudence.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

It's what I choose to call weenieness.

_{[oh shit lust would you like some ice for that burn, ZING]}

[Video]

[a_sin_for_him]

[Lust seems more puzzled than anything]

I'm not certain what my size has to do with any of it.

But then, I've never understood playground level taunting in the first place. It seems like such a waste of time and energy, and for such pitifully uninteresting and witless excuses for verbal barbs.

But I suppose a mind can only offer what it has to offer.

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[foolishwren]

I dunno, for someone who thinks it's a waste, you seem to be doing just fine.

I mean, all that was pretty much just a roundabout way of saying 'I think you're a dumbass'. Not really all that different. My way just takes less time to get the point across.

[Video]

[a_sin_for_him]

Listening comprehension can do wonders. It's about the cleverness of the taunts, not the idea of taunting in general.

If you're going to do something, go the extra mile to do it well.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

I dunno. If someone takes like five different sentences just to tell me I'm stupid, I'm pretty sure that falls into the category of 'trying way too hard'.

[Video]

[a_sin_for_him]

Some people just don't appreciate style.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

Oh, I appreciate the HELL out of style. I'm just practical, is all.

_{[Here, 'practicality' translates as 'calling someone a weenie'.]}

[Video]

[a_sin_for_him]

Of course you are.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

Now that's what I'm talkin' about!

Short, sweet, clearly sarcastic.

A-plus.

[Video]

[a_sin_for_him]

I never said brevity isn't the soul of wit.

But why limit oneself?

[Video]

[foolishwren]

The key is knowing WHEN to do the limiting.

Which is all the time. For most people.

_{[Because people are stupid. :I]}