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[a_sin_for_him]

[Lust looks less than pleased and bordering on frustrated. Behind her can be seen a slinky Glameow teasing a perplexed looking Spheal, rubbing affectionately against the rounder Pokemon and then swatting him at random. A Jigglypuff keeps attempting to push its way onscreen, in front of Lust. She pushes Chanteuse away every few moments, with less and less gentle delicacy each time.]

Does anywhere know where to find any intimidating looking Pokemon? I have a children's carnival act following me everywhere I go now.

[It's ridiculous.]

Not that I don't appreciate them all, of course. [Another firm to shove to keep her Jigglypuff from blocking her] But I'd like to have something a bit more imposing to throw out in battle.

Or imposing at all.

[Forget philosophy and musings on the nature of her existence for a moment, she just wants anything that doesn't look like a stuffed animal come to life.]

Comments

[Video]

[a_sin_for_him]

Some people just don't appreciate style.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

Oh, I appreciate the HELL out of style. I'm just practical, is all.

_{[Here, 'practicality' translates as 'calling someone a weenie'.]}

[Video]

[a_sin_for_him]

Of course you are.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

Now that's what I'm talkin' about!

Short, sweet, clearly sarcastic.

A-plus.

[Video]

[a_sin_for_him]

I never said brevity isn't the soul of wit.

But why limit oneself?

[Video]

[foolishwren]

The key is knowing WHEN to do the limiting.

Which is all the time. For most people.

_{[Because people are stupid. :I]}