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[Lust hasn't been on the public network in nearly a month. But now that she's home and settled, she remembers she had plans before her life was temporarily uprooted. Time to get back to those.]

Was anyone still interested in helping me with that radio show I mentioned at the start of summer?

Halloween's coming up before much longer, I thought perhaps we could do something for the holiday. Spooky stories are all part of the celebration, after all.

I have a handful of ideas for plots.

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Why I'm Teddie, king of the radio.

[As in, he's the king of being able to turn one on.]

And I don't mean to brag, but I'm preeetty big when it comes to TVs, too~

Wouldn't the king be whomever owned the most radio stations and studios?

Why don't you share one of your spooky tales and show me some of this proposed talent, Mr. Teddie.

Pah, that's just the guy who owns the most stuff! The king is the one everybody loves the most!

[The definition of "king" is clearly debatable. Teddie doesn't stay on the subject long, however, and instead clears his throat to prepare himself for what can only be described as the most amazing storytelling ever. ...If no one else was around to tell a better story, that is.]

Okay, so, once upon a time, in a big spooky house, there was a lone fridge said to have the most amazing snacks anybody's ever seen~ But when the brave, totally adorable bear went to open it, they were...

...all gone.

.....

[Lust doesn't know what she was expecting.]

I do like that it's a bear that's the hero of this story....

[She's trying very hard not to hurt other people's feelings these days.]

[Any praise is good praise, and Teddie takes that as completely genuine. It feels good when someone appreciates your genius.]

Why thank you~ I just so happened to base our brave, heroic main character on yours truly. I think it gives the story a nice, bearsonal touch, if I do say so myself.

Are you a bear? Or is it just a pun on your name?

[Lust has been here well over a year, it could easily be either.]

Your delivery was...certainly something. I think your talents are best utilized in front of a microphone instead of at a writer's desk.

I am indeed a bear! But that's okay, I know I make a super convincing human. I've had plenty of exbearience~

[At this rate, he'll never stop bragging. In fact, here he goes again.]

And I'm starting to think you're right! It'd be a shame to withhold my amazingly soothing voice away from the public all prisoner like that. I'm totally more of an actor than a storyteller.

You've been human before this world? Do you miss being a bear? How different is your biology, from one to the other?

[Forget putting together her blossoming radio production company, this is much more interesting.]

[B-But stardom...]

H-Huh? Uh, well... [His gaze drifts up as he taps his chin.] Back in my friend's world I could just change back whenever I felt like it by putting on my fuzzy fur, so I didn't miss anything back there, but HERE has been super awkward. I really wish I could have it back... Especially on those chilly snow days...

[He grumbles a little at that, but appears to get over it pretty fast.]

I dunno what the heck a bio-loggy is, but I don't think bears have those. They got paws, though.

[Science is not one of Teddie's strong points...]

I...beg your pardon? You've lost me with the...fuzzy fur bit.

Biology means your organic makeup. All your meat parts, inside and out. The shift in your dietary needs alone...your metabolism...

How did you learn to talk? To function as a human?

[The answer is probably 'magic', but Lust is a lady of science first and foremost. Even after over a year in Pokemon World.]

Oh oh ooooh! I getcha! Yeah! That was the best part. Bearfore I was just my fuzzy fur, right? I had no insides or nothing. I was a poor, hollow little bear, all by his lonesome. But then when I made my human body, I got all sorts of stuff like a heart, and a stomach, and even though Yosuke doesn't think so, a brain. Humans are made up of all kinda weird things! Trust me, I saw a poster at the doctor's office and everything.

[A whole poster.]

My friends helped me out with all the hard parts, they even bought me my clothes and some delicious snacks~ So when you think about it, I had the best teachers I could pawsibly get since they were human their whole lives! I mean, I could already talk when I was a bear, so all they really had to teach me was what's what and that the stove is hot.

[The story's a very strange one, but Lust picks through with a critical mind. Just fuffy fur...it almost sounds as though...]

Teddie...what do you mean made your human body? What where you when you were your fuzzy fur?

Humans are made up of very strange things indeed.

I didn't have a human body, so...I made one. This one. See, if I was gonna score with Yuki-chan and Chie-chan, I had to make it as scorable looking as I could get. I like to think I did a pretty swell job.

[Although Teddie finds himself confused by the last question. Everything makes sense in his head, so clearly it must make sense to everyone else. ...Right?]

Er...what do you mean? I told you, I was a bear.

Out of what?

Wait...I think I'm getting lost again. You were a hollow fuzzy bear. And then you...wanted to be intimate with human women so you...made a human body? Am I following this right?

Well, bears have all the same things inside them that humans do. Just in different places and more of them.

Out of what? I dunno, it just sorta happened...

[Now Teddie's lost and it's his own damn story. Although he's starting to have a feeling he gets why, simply saying "I'M A BEAR" over and over may not work this time around.]

Erm... [He hesitates as he begins to rub one of his arms, looking away from the feed for the moment.] ...I'm not...I'm not really a normal bear... per say... You just gotta take my word for it, you got everything right so far.

I'm familiar with the components for creating a human body in my world, I'm curious as to your methods.

Were you a stuffed bear? A...magical stuffed bear?

You made a human body?!

[That's the only conclusion Teddie can make, why else would anyone know that? Assuming is fun!]

Did you figure out a faster way to do it, 'cause I had to do, like, a million sit-ups for mine.

[But before he can fanboy some more, he stops and gives her a look. Apparently some people don't like being compared to toys.]

I wasn't a stuffed bear, I was a really real bear...that might've looked like a stuffed bear, but I wasn't! I promise. I was...something else, but that's not important!

No, not personally.

It's an arguably quick process, though. Well, the actual making. I don't remember doing any sit-ups, though.

Alright. I'll take your word for it.

Huh, maybe I'm just really good at it or something.

[That must be it.]

But phew, thanks. That was getting scary for a minute there. Explaining stuff is a lot harder than I thought it would be.

There are different laws in different worlds, which govern these matters.

I'm merely curious. I have an interest in that sort of thing.

You're just the first person to ask me so many questions about myself. Normally I can just tell people I'm a bear and they're a-okay with that.

[It's just SO MUCH EASIER.]

And I still don't know nothing about you, I don't think I even know your name.

Really?

Oh. I'm Lust. And you know that I like biology and radio shows.

Really really.

[Waaaaaait, hold on a second there.]

T-That's a good name.

You'd think more people would be interested.

Thank you. I like it.

[As far as Teddie's concerned, everyone should be interested in him. But that's just his opinion.]

Did you pick it out yourself?

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