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[Lust hasn't been on the public network in nearly a month. But now that she's home and settled, she remembers she had plans before her life was temporarily uprooted. Time to get back to those.]

Was anyone still interested in helping me with that radio show I mentioned at the start of summer?

Halloween's coming up before much longer, I thought perhaps we could do something for the holiday. Spooky stories are all part of the celebration, after all.

I have a handful of ideas for plots.

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I didn't have a human body, so...I made one. This one. See, if I was gonna score with Yuki-chan and Chie-chan, I had to make it as scorable looking as I could get. I like to think I did a pretty swell job.

[Although Teddie finds himself confused by the last question. Everything makes sense in his head, so clearly it must make sense to everyone else. ...Right?]

Er...what do you mean? I told you, I was a bear.

Out of what?

Wait...I think I'm getting lost again. You were a hollow fuzzy bear. And then you...wanted to be intimate with human women so you...made a human body? Am I following this right?

Well, bears have all the same things inside them that humans do. Just in different places and more of them.

Out of what? I dunno, it just sorta happened...

[Now Teddie's lost and it's his own damn story. Although he's starting to have a feeling he gets why, simply saying "I'M A BEAR" over and over may not work this time around.]

Erm... [He hesitates as he begins to rub one of his arms, looking away from the feed for the moment.] ...I'm not...I'm not really a normal bear... per say... You just gotta take my word for it, you got everything right so far.

I'm familiar with the components for creating a human body in my world, I'm curious as to your methods.

Were you a stuffed bear? A...magical stuffed bear?

You made a human body?!

[That's the only conclusion Teddie can make, why else would anyone know that? Assuming is fun!]

Did you figure out a faster way to do it, 'cause I had to do, like, a million sit-ups for mine.

[But before he can fanboy some more, he stops and gives her a look. Apparently some people don't like being compared to toys.]

I wasn't a stuffed bear, I was a really real bear...that might've looked like a stuffed bear, but I wasn't! I promise. I was...something else, but that's not important!

No, not personally.

It's an arguably quick process, though. Well, the actual making. I don't remember doing any sit-ups, though.

Alright. I'll take your word for it.

Huh, maybe I'm just really good at it or something.

[That must be it.]

But phew, thanks. That was getting scary for a minute there. Explaining stuff is a lot harder than I thought it would be.

There are different laws in different worlds, which govern these matters.

I'm merely curious. I have an interest in that sort of thing.

You're just the first person to ask me so many questions about myself. Normally I can just tell people I'm a bear and they're a-okay with that.

[It's just SO MUCH EASIER.]

And I still don't know nothing about you, I don't think I even know your name.

Really?

Oh. I'm Lust. And you know that I like biology and radio shows.

Really really.

[Waaaaaait, hold on a second there.]

T-That's a good name.

You'd think more people would be interested.

Thank you. I like it.

[As far as Teddie's concerned, everyone should be interested in him. But that's just his opinion.]

Did you pick it out yourself?

No, I didn't. It was given to me when I was new.

[She's well used to questions about her name, she doesn't mind them if they're polite.]

[Dare he ask?]

N-New to what?

My current existence. I was human, once, but I died and was remade with science.

[Forgive him, he's just going to silently stare at Lust, face stuck in a frozen scream. T-That's the kind of stuff you see in a movie. A monster movie.

Eventually he gathers up enough willpower to say something.]

A-ARE YOU FRANKENSTEIN?!

[Did I say "say?" I meant shout obnoxiously.]

....No. I'm Lust.

I'm a homunculus. Or...was, I'm human here. Why are you so shocked, you're some sort of magical bear!

A hom-a-numma-what now?

[IS THAT SOME KIND OF FRANKENSTEIN? IT SOUNDS LIKE SOME KIND OF FRANKENSTEIN.]

You don't get it! Sure, I may not be normal, but I was the only not normal person I knew back home who didn't wanna kill people! You got no idea how scary that sounds, you don't kill people, do you?!

A homunculus. A created human. That's why I was asking you how you made your human body.

[Well, she doesn't kill people anymore.]

I perform in the circus. I'm an acrobat. I haven't harmed a hair on a single living thing in this world.

O-Okay, t-that's good.

[That's apparently all he needs to hear and he begins to calm himself down.]

Wowie, what a rush. Sorry about that, I just never heard about creating humans. ...But I guess they gotta come somewhere.

[Teddie...Teddie doesn't know where babies come from.]

I mighta jumped the gun there.

I have references.

It's not often done in my world, it's considered a grave sin. But it doesn't matter now anyway, I'm here and I'm human and I was mostly human already. Homunculi aren't very different.

Naturally they come from other humans. Though...I suppose I did, too. It was a human who did it.

Huh... I came from humans, too... I guess it's not so weird after all.

But then...if it's such a big ol' sin, then you wouldn't be here, right? God wouldn't have let you happen if you weren't 'spose to be here, that's just how it works.

[Teddie also has a poor understanding of religion.]

I don't believe in a god that cares about that sort of thing. Man makes sin, no one else. Men decided it was an evil and foul blasphemy. God's never said one word about it.

Huh, I guess you're right... God doesn't say a whole lot, does he? Nngh, that's a hard one.

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