a_sin_for_him: (seriously what the hell)
Lust ([personal profile] a_sin_for_him) wrote2014-06-16 04:54 pm

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[Lust looks less than pleased and bordering on frustrated. Behind her can be seen a slinky Glameow teasing a perplexed looking Spheal, rubbing affectionately against the rounder Pokemon and then swatting him at random. A Jigglypuff keeps attempting to push its way onscreen, in front of Lust. She pushes Chanteuse away every few moments, with less and less gentle delicacy each time.]

Does anywhere know where to find any intimidating looking Pokemon? I have a children's carnival act following me everywhere I go now.

[It's ridiculous.]

Not that I don't appreciate them all, of course. [Another firm to shove to keep her Jigglypuff from blocking her] But I'd like to have something a bit more imposing to throw out in battle.

Or imposing at all.

[Forget philosophy and musings on the nature of her existence for a moment, she just wants anything that doesn't look like a stuffed animal come to life.]
ossifragant: (⊗ you have lots on your mind)

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[personal profile] ossifragant 2014-06-17 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
I think he was under the impression that you and her had things in common. That's all.

[Suspiciously ignoring that second question...

But he thinks better of it after a moment.]


I've spoken to him before.

[And by "before" he means "had tea with him on Saturday" so, uh.]
ossifragant: (⊗ soon heads will be rolling)

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[personal profile] ossifragant 2014-06-17 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know. It was a pretty stupid thing to assume on his part. He's aware that you're here and evidently got along with the other Lust, at least well enough to talk fondly about her.

[Hell if he knows why because honestly the other Lust sounds creepy as hell.]

It seemed reasonable to give you some sort of warning in the event he approaches you on the network at some point.
ossifragant: now i'm bored (⊗ i'm the head of the board now)

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[personal profile] ossifragant 2014-06-17 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
[...Legitimate realization that he has no idea what Archer's sexuality is.]

I couldn't tell you, to be honest. I believe he certainly enjoyed speaking to her but he didn't exactly indicate that the two of them were very close.

[When in doubt, assume they didn't sleep together!]

He may have changed his mind after I told him that you're nothing like her but I don't know that for certain.
ossifragant: (⊕ death they'll bring)

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[personal profile] ossifragant 2014-06-17 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
I prefer you over her, that much I can say right now without ever having met her.

[Because that other Lust was incapable of understanding him. He's not even sure that the other Greed was capable of understanding him. ]

...One of these days, we won't have such a negative conversation. That's a promise.
ossifragant: (⊗ of all my agony)

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[personal profile] ossifragant 2014-06-17 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
They couldn't be more different than us.

For every problem I have... I think of them and know that I'm a person. We're not so different from humans. My time here has made me understand that to be a good thing. Dante did her best to make us think it was something impossible for us to understand, but she failed in that regard.

[He smiles.]

Good. It'll mean I keep being honest.
ossifragant: (⊗ love the pearls)

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[personal profile] ossifragant 2014-06-17 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
No. Especially not now. She was a liar who wanted the Stone, but now we're here and free of her for good.

I've never been anything but honest my whole life. I've never even tried to lie.

[He'd probably be very bad at it considering how terrible he is at being anonymous.]