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[a_sin_for_him]

[Lust looks less than pleased and bordering on frustrated. Behind her can be seen a slinky Glameow teasing a perplexed looking Spheal, rubbing affectionately against the rounder Pokemon and then swatting him at random. A Jigglypuff keeps attempting to push its way onscreen, in front of Lust. She pushes Chanteuse away every few moments, with less and less gentle delicacy each time.]

Does anywhere know where to find any intimidating looking Pokemon? I have a children's carnival act following me everywhere I go now.

[It's ridiculous.]

Not that I don't appreciate them all, of course. [Another firm to shove to keep her Jigglypuff from blocking her] But I'd like to have something a bit more imposing to throw out in battle.

Or imposing at all.

[Forget philosophy and musings on the nature of her existence for a moment, she just wants anything that doesn't look like a stuffed animal come to life.]

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[a_sin_for_him]

Do what you want with yours, mine are allowed to roam free.

[envy_the_sinners]

Fine, then you're going to scare people when you start collecting "intimidating" ones.

[a_sin_for_him]

People in this world are well used to all sorts of Pokemon, I'm sure.

[envy_the_sinners]

Fine.

[It's more of a grumble than anything else.]

There are plenty of Pokémon in the Goldenrod area that evolve into larger forms, though. Two of mine do, at least. Teddiursa and Growlithe.

[a_sin_for_him]

I think I'm going to adopt.

[envy_the_sinners]

That would be a good idea.

[The first 100% not backhanded thing he's said this entire conversation...]