I didn't have a human body, so...I made one. This one. See, if I was gonna score with Yuki-chan and Chie-chan, I had to make it as scorable looking as I could get. I like to think I did a pretty swell job.

[Although Teddie finds himself confused by the last question. Everything makes sense in his head, so clearly it must make sense to everyone else. ...Right?]

Er...what do you mean? I told you, I was a bear.