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[a_sin_for_him]

The new year certainly was pleasant, wasn't it? I think I enjoy this world's holidays.

[Lust's curled up in her living room on the couch, tucked under a blanket with a mug of cocoa and her 'gear propped up on the coffee table in front of her. Her recently hatched shiny Houndour is half across her lap.]

But now that the holiday has passed, I had a query for those who have formalized exercising routines. I've found myself needing to keep fit not simply for aesthetic reasons, but due to a professional need for peak physical condition. Flexibility, muscle strength, physical reaction time...

I've never had to work to keep up with those things before and the sooner I get some formal discipline in my routine, the better. I'd appreciate any advice or specific schools of practice that could be recommended.

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[nvcr]

[Who's this tool and why does he have a paper bag floating beside him]

Close your eyes. Imagine yourself in the thick, black, formless void of space.

Now just...scream. Take a deep breath and fill your lungs with terrible, unending fire as you bellow so that even the most distant of stars can hear your cries. You are an ancient, vengeful god of immense power and even greater voice, for to gaze into your eyes is to go mad.

Close your mouth, and open your eyes. Practice setting the intensity of your gaze on and off, and will objects to come to you.

[nvcr]

...

Wait.

I think I got that workout routine mixed up with the telekinesis practice we had to do in boy scouts.

...sorry about that.

[a_sin_for_him]

.....

.....I think you did.

[Lust just blinks at the screen. Holy what the what? That was less sensical than one of her roommates on a berry binge.]

Though imagining the void of space and screaming sounds like rather effective stress relief...

[nvcr]

Oh, it is. Or at least, it is for the first hour or so, then you start losing your voice and it's ripe for throat spider infections the next morning, and God, am I ready to deal with that! ...never. I am never ready to deal with the consequences.

Uh.

You tried going to the pool? There is a pool, right?

[a_sin_for_him]

I don't think this world has throat spiders.

I have a pool, but it's where our sharks live.

[nvcr]

[He's not so surprised about THE FUCKING SHARKS, but what he says re: the sharks might be more than a little frightening...]

Well then, sounds like it's even better of a workout than I thought!

[...Cecil, no. We're not doing shark chases.]

[a_sin_for_him]

I'm not going to disturb our sharks. We bought the house for them, really, it wouldn't be fair.

[Yes, the Sharpedos needing a pool was the whole reason Lust and Greed decided to buy a house.]