Pfft, maybe, I did do fortunes for high school girls eager to know about their crushes back in my world. That had less to do with any cognitive ability I had, though, rather easy to tell the future when you have a human's life mapped out right in front of you in a notebook.
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Holds up a Sinistea, right up to the camera. It looks happy to be there.]
Lust.
Dreams come true, what the heck.
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Is that a teacup Pokemon?
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[But it looks so cute and happy!]
...Yes. It's a teacup Pokemon. The same that I dreamed about before. Its name is Sinistea.
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Perhaps you should trade your bakery in for a fortune teller's tent!
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So I'm betting this is a cruel prank by Arceus.