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[text] [middle of the night]

[foolishwren]

lust did you just get home

[text]

[a_sin_for_him]

Not quite yet...

Why?

[text]

[foolishwren]

fuuuuuuuck

i think i just heard someone like a person come up the stairs and go into your room but im like the only one home????

[text]

[a_sin_for_him]

....I'd say that's alarming, but in almost all cases of oddities around here, I'd wager it's a Pokemon.

I did leave most of mine home. Maybe the Eeveelutions are standing on each other's shoulders in a trench coat playing human.

[It's late and Lust is not fully awake yet.]

[text]

[foolishwren]

i don't think any of our pokemon wear shoes???

if its the eevees in a trench coat i will laugh but for now i'm gonna pick up something heavy and investigate

[text]

[a_sin_for_him]

It wouldn't surprise me if they DID.

I'm sure it's fine, but make sure it's something very heavy. Just in case. I can't think of any PEOPLE who'd be showing up in my room in the middle of the night without announcement.

I AM single at the moment.

[text]

[foolishwren]

I mean i won't lie i kind of did wonder if maybe you had a new beau i just hadn't heard about

outside the door now

[text]

[a_sin_for_him]

No, I've sworn off men for the foreseeable future.

Good luck.

[text] 1/2

[foolishwren]

amen tbh

_{[NOT COUNTING ENVY. ... Most of the time.]}

okay im

gonna open the door a little]

[text] 2/2

[foolishwren]

HOLY FUCK

[text]

[a_sin_for_him]

What is it? What's in my room???

[text]

[foolishwren]

there




there is a mr mime




in your room

[text]

[a_sin_for_him]

....

Heather.

I don't HAVE a Mr Mime.

[text]

[foolishwren]

neither do i

[text]

[a_sin_for_him]

Why is it in my room? What does it want?

Who do we know that has one? Do we know anyone???

[Of all the things Lust has been through here, somehow, this is the most alarming at the moment.]

[text]

[foolishwren]

its

its opening drawers???

oh my god


i dont know anybody with a mr mime

[text]

[a_sin_for_him]

I can't think of anyone still here that does!

I wasn't going to travel tonight, I was going to make the last warp tomorrow, but I think I've changed my mind.

Don't let it take anything.

[text]

[foolishwren]

im watching through the door

its

now its jumping on the bed???















oh lust it is just tossing socks and bras all over the place




its having the time of its life

[text]

[a_sin_for_him]

Good, keep guarding the door, I'll be there as soon as I can.

It's WHAT? Where does it think it is, an amusement park???

What in God's good name did I ever do to deserve THIS???

[text]

[foolishwren]

its not even putting anything on its just tossing them around like confetti






how long until you can get to a warp pad

[text]

[a_sin_for_him]

Fifteen minutes, I need to finish dressing and walk down to the Center. But it's not far at all.

What is the matter with it???

[text]

[foolishwren]

i dont know

i dont even know how he got in

or she????

theyre all called mr mime

[text]

[a_sin_for_him]

We'll find out once I'm home.

I'm not about to let anyone, even some Pokemon, root through my things and make a mess of my private space and then just return the wilderness.