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[goldeneyeball]

After the initial kazoo toot, the song began. It was a simple cheery tune themed around Spheals and birthdays and the entire staff was entirely too into it with Lust and JW being the only two people in the restaurant. As the song reached its climax, JW drew in a deep breath and spat out the lemon.

He brought both hands down on the table, upsetting one of the burgers with its flaming french fry candle and causing the flame to spread down the wrapper and onto the coloring sheets.

"I. WANT. A DIVORCE!" He bellowed it so loudly that one of the taped-up charity pages on the wall behind the counter fell down. JW glowered at Lust through the flames, this time baring his real teeth instead of the lemon rind.

Jesse nearly sucked his kazoo down his throat.