Oh no, it's very simple. Stack things on bread, put it in the machine.
[The sort of cooking that Lust likes.]
I've never mastered the art of cooking, really. My expectations never match reality, the chemistry of it is...perplexing. But I'm perfectly capable of simple things.
I can even manage a basic roast.
[And a casserole here or there. More than enough to feed the house now and again, and make sure Wrath was eating proper meals.]
...and my Pokemon help. Avalon and Madeleine are particularly skilled in the kitchen.
[Both to cook and to eat. It's fast and easy, and, depending on the set-up, there's practically no clean-up!
He glances back at the Eeveeloution swarm, then to the teeny Espurr in Lust's apron pocket, then back up at Lust's face, plainly curious.]
Which ones are those?
[None of them immediately strike him as the type of monster that might be helpful in the kitchen, but he learned a long time ago that the way a monster looks doesn't mean a whole heck of a lot about its abilities.]
[Krieg would be a barbecue person. Lots of fire and charring and smoke, all that sort of thing.]
Oh, those are my Altaria and my Minccino. Avalon, the former, is inherited. Maddie hatched from one of those shiny eggs we all get sometimes. None of those lot are useful for much of anything.
[Said with love and a jerk of her head to the pack of Eeveelutions. She heads into the kitchen, setting about to fix lunch for the pair of them.]
And the little darling in my pocket is Mehitabel, I made Timothy leave her with me when he and the kittens came for Christmas. We had kittens recently.
[Krieg's pretty sure he's never seen either an Altaria or a Minccino, but that's okay.
He has seen Espurr before - Timothy's, specifically. And also...]
I saw the video! A pack of kittens is the best thing for Timothy Lawrence!
[Tim's love for cats is seriously endearing, and Krieg is always glad to see the guy in a good mood. He'd been pretty worried about him after the whole half-blinding, face-branding thing. Even though that was a while ago now, it's still awesome to see him doing so well.]
[Krieg doesn't have one himself, but he thinks Espurr are pretty great. He'll always remember how protective of Tim May was the first time they ran into each other after Tim's...incident...with Handsome Jack.]
Really?
[For some reason, that surprises him. She's been here on this funny, soft little planet even longer than he has, and his team has given him two surprises. First Murder Chicken and Annie, which was a while ago now, and more recently Whisper Bunny and Reiner.]
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[The sort of cooking that Lust likes.]
I've never mastered the art of cooking, really. My expectations never match reality, the chemistry of it is...perplexing. But I'm perfectly capable of simple things.
I can even manage a basic roast.
[And a casserole here or there. More than enough to feed the house now and again, and make sure Wrath was eating proper meals.]
...and my Pokemon help. Avalon and Madeleine are particularly skilled in the kitchen.
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[Both to cook and to eat. It's fast and easy, and, depending on the set-up, there's practically no clean-up!
He glances back at the Eeveeloution swarm, then to the teeny Espurr in Lust's apron pocket, then back up at Lust's face, plainly curious.]
Which ones are those?
[None of them immediately strike him as the type of monster that might be helpful in the kitchen, but he learned a long time ago that the way a monster looks doesn't mean a whole heck of a lot about its abilities.]
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[Krieg would be a barbecue person. Lots of fire and charring and smoke, all that sort of thing.]
Oh, those are my Altaria and my Minccino. Avalon, the former, is inherited. Maddie hatched from one of those shiny eggs we all get sometimes. None of those lot are useful for much of anything.
[Said with love and a jerk of her head to the pack of Eeveelutions. She heads into the kitchen, setting about to fix lunch for the pair of them.]
And the little darling in my pocket is Mehitabel, I made Timothy leave her with me when he and the kittens came for Christmas. We had kittens recently.
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He has seen Espurr before - Timothy's, specifically. And also...]
I saw the video! A pack of kittens is the best thing for Timothy Lawrence!
[Tim's love for cats is seriously endearing, and Krieg is always glad to see the guy in a good mood. He'd been pretty worried about him after the whole half-blinding, face-branding thing. Even though that was a while ago now, it's still awesome to see him doing so well.]
That's one of the babies?
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[Such darling things, in Lust's opinion. She knows Espurr make many people uneasy, but it's hardly their fault.]
Mmhmm. There are three, two boys and a girl. The boys are with Timothy, but they all came for Christmas. I've never had Pokemon babies before.
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Really?
[For some reason, that surprises him. She's been here on this funny, soft little planet even longer than he has, and his team has given him two surprises. First Murder Chicken and Annie, which was a while ago now, and more recently Whisper Bunny and Reiner.]
Better late than never, right?
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[She shrugs.]
Of course, it's possible it's happened and I just didn't know. If Timothy and I weren't a pair, I'd never have known. I imagine that happens often.
[As closely as they live together, there's so much that's still a mystery about the lives of Pokemon.]
And of course there's wild Pokemon. Who can keep track? I still can't get over that they all come from eggs.