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[no_ufo_ending]

<sub>[Henry is momentarily stunned as his brain catches up with his actions.]

[BUT NO. HE MUST SHARE THE TRUTH!]

[Panties or no panties, Lust is going to see him dial for his best friend on the stupid little device. He stalks forward, brandishing it like a vampire hunter with a stake having cornered some kind of night beast.]</sub>

WATCH.

<sub>[Henry stares at Lust with those thousand-yard stare eyes. He stares into her very SOUL (or lack thereof) as he blindly hits a few keys on the 'gear. Indeed, Envy's username lights up. He presses the select key and he WAITS.]





[Nothing happens.]</sub>

[exeggutorhead]

[Envy's half-asleep voice comes out of the speakers.]

Henry? What's everyone yelling about, did something catch on fire?

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[Henry's hardened expression fades in favor of blinking in confusion before turning the 'gear around an staring stupidly at the screen.]}

...Envy?

[a_sin_for_him]

[Lust simply watches Henry with annoyed eyes, finally setting aside her Swirlix when Henry calls Envy. She is utterly unimpressed with this display.]

...you called Envy. What am I supposed to be seeing? Oh, god...hand me a handkerchief, please, thanks to you my hands are all sticky now.

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[Henry's mouth moves but no sound comes out right away.]}

It was supposed to... but it always...and you thought...

_{[He promptly (and rudely) hangs up on Envy but doesn't take his eyes off the 'gear.]}

I've lost my mind. That's what this is. I've finally gone crazy. It finally happened.

[a_sin_for_him]

Oh, I think that happened some time ago.

[Lust sighs and finds a napkin to wipe off her hands, covered in bits of cotton candy like stickiness.]

So you subconsciously call me sometimes, it's nothing to get this worked up over. Why don't I get you that milk? I have chocolate, if you prefer...

[no_ufo_ending]

But I don't. I even got a brand new device and every--

[CHOCOLATE MILK??????]

[Henry recoils like a vampire, slamming the door as he exits.]

[Well, that happened.]