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[text | August 14 - a few minutes later]

[a_sin_for_him]

Oh Banana Man said something about you and I assume Greed and a woods monster? What was he talking about?

[text | August 14]

[exeggutorhead]

oh, that

it never came back so it was probably nothing

[No they just didn't want to admit that they got the everliving hell scared out of them.]

[text | August 14]

[a_sin_for_him]

Wait, there WAS something? I assumed there was some inebriated mistaking of normal wildlife...

[text | August 14]

[exeggutorhead]

Normal wildlife doesn't leave creepy stick bundles and dirt drawings all over the place.

Or scream like that. I'm surprised it didn't wake you up.

...banana man?

[text | August 14]

[a_sin_for_him]

Once I'm asleep, I sleep like the dead.

You know. Your friend. The one that's always texting me and calling me and claiming he was trying to reach you. The one that's terrified of everything. Banana Man. I forget his real name.

[text | August 14]

[exeggutorhead]

Clearly. Whatever it was sounded like five Wraths and more than one kind of dying animal all put together.

And oh you mean Henry. He did mention that he wasn't sure whether it was you or me that sent him the message earlier.

[text | August 14]

[a_sin_for_him]

Are you sure that wasn't exactly what it was?

He always tries to tell me he can't tell our numbers apart, or his gear does it when he means to call you.

[text | August 14]

[exeggutorhead]

Yes I'm sure! You can ask Greed, he heard it too.

So you think he's actually just calling you on purpose?

[text | August 14]

[a_sin_for_him]

Alright, alright.

I don't know. It just seems a bit suspect, that it keeps happening.

[text | August 14]

[exeggutorhead]

I dunno, if anybody was going to have luck like that it's probably Henry.

[text | August 14]

[a_sin_for_him]

He does seem a rather beleaguered man.

[text | August 14]

[exeggutorhead]

Just a bit.

But he's a good guy.

[There's a long pause before the next reply.]

It's weird here. Nobody really cares about what we are.

[text | August 14]

[a_sin_for_him]

He seems a good enough sort. Just nervous.

No, they really don't. When I tell people, they aren't bothered or afraid. They want to HELP.

[text | August 14]

[exeggutorhead]

I've never talked to anyone who was bothered by it, here.

And when they want to be friends, they want to be friends with US.

[Not a carefully woven and targeted act, or because of their human selves. Just them as they are now.]

[text | August 14]

[a_sin_for_him]

And they DO want to be friends with us.

It's strange.

[text | August 14]

[exeggutorhead]

Funny...a world as ridiculous as this one is the one that we might actually have a place in.