Video Post - Evening of the 20th

[a_sin_for_him]

[Lust looks clearly irritated, despite attempting a Publicity Smile. Not by the announcement she has to make, today has not been the best of days. For anyone, it seems like.]

I realize we're in the midst of some strange minor crisis again, but I have some news regarding the little radio show we put together. Despite just starting, we've lost our sound editor and I'm afraid until we find a new one, there will be no more shows.

I expect this little broadcasting break will be temporary and brief.

[Her smile fades finally.]

And has anyone figured out what's going on with this swarm? One of them ruined my afternoon.

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[Voice]

[ratherbelocky]

I had a friend, she'd do this thing with her face whenever someone tried to make a joke out of her call sign. No one ever tried twice.

...

'Course, sometimes we'd never see 'em again, either. She had a way of getting her point across. Real efficient.

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[a_sin_for_him]

Because a lady's name is nothing to be made a joke of.

I think I'd like this friend of yours.

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[a_sin_for_him]

I usually stay out of swarms, but even from a distance, they've never seemed violent. Confused, more than anything.

[Voice]

[ratherbelocky]

South was kinda prickly--[Like water is kinda wet]--but she did get along better with the other women on our squad. Who knows, maybe she'd like you.

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[shatterings]

But these... they've been acting almost as if they have a... purpose.

Were you attacked by one, Lust?

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[foolishwren]

That's... good, I guess.

I kind of had to RUN from the one I got jumped by...

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[ossifragant]

Sorry to hear about your show. Here's to hoping you manage to get someone to help you out soon, eh?

As for your question, I don't have a clue. Seems like a bunch of strange Pokemon have just suddenly shown up.

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[a_sin_for_him]

It looks like we should be able to.

Strange and violent. I don't care about the strangeness, it's the violence. Scar and I were outright attacked by some sort of crazed Diglett.

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[a_sin_for_him]

I imagine we would have, if we weren't in the habit of taking a small army of Pokemon chaperons with us wherever we go.

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[a_sin_for_him]

It didn't do much damage, I'm fine. So is my companion. Our Pokemon fended it off.

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[ladywithnovoice]

Who on earth would make a demonic Ditto?

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[foolishwren]

I probably SHOULD'VE, but the only ones I had with me were the Litleos...

Aaaaand they weren't exactly equipped to fight off a giant Murkrow with a fox head.

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[ossifragant]

The violence is pretty damn hard to understand. Most Pokemon aren't like that.

This is a damn strange swarm.

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[a_sin_for_him]

No. Even when frightened or cornered, they rarely react so offensively aggressive.

I don't suppose there's some mythical, evil, psychic Pokemon that could be controlling them from a mountaintop somewhere?

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[a_sin_for_him]

I've no idea, it's the stuff of deranged nightmares.

And I'm well familiar with the products of deranged nightmares.

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[a_sin_for_him]

There really is no rhyme or reason to these creatures, is there?

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[ossifragant]

[He laughs, but more because the situation sounds so plausible to him; it's hard to believe he's gotten so used to this place.]

Maybe a few expeditions need to be sent out.

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[foolishwren]

There never was, but now there's even less.

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[a_sin_for_him]

No, there are rules and patterns that follow their own abnormal set of natural laws. But this is beyond those.

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[a_sin_for_him]

Heavily armed, to deal with the hordes.

Thank god we have a comfortable home to wait this sort of thing out in.

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[ossifragant]

No kidding.

It's much safer just to wait things out in the house. I like this place, but not when strange wildlife decides to attack me.

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[foolishwren]

Okay, but even according to the RULES, this place has never made sense.

My Noctowl gave birth to an Eevee once.

I never found out how.

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[ladywithnovoice]

Hopefully it was just the one of its kind. It'd be disturbing to think there's a horde of them or something.

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[shatterings]

I'm glad... um, did anything odd happen after it attacked you?

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[a_sin_for_him]

It does if you completely readjust your idea of what 'makes sense'.

They both share the same type with a comparable rate of growth, and Eevees have a skewed gender ratio. Not many females at all. Not to mention that Eevees are genetically unstable to begin with. It's not surprising they'd be able to breed.

[Lust spends a lot of time studying Pokemon.]