Pah, that's just the guy who owns the most stuff! The king is the one everybody loves the most!

[The definition of "king" is clearly debatable. Teddie doesn't stay on the subject long, however, and instead clears his throat to prepare himself for what can only be described as the most amazing storytelling ever. ...If no one else was around to tell a better story, that is.]

Okay, so, once upon a time, in a big spooky house, there was a lone fridge said to have the most amazing snacks anybody's ever seen~ But when the brave, totally adorable bear went to open it, they were...

...all gone.