No worries. I mean, you're totally right there. [He's absolutely not who you'd expect with a job like this.] It's... a very unusual situation. To put it mildly.

I... didn't exactly always look like this. Or sound like this. That's, um... That's pretty much all surgery. Lots of very expensive surgery. And that's not exactly something most people would volunteer from, so uh... I doubt they had a lot of candidates to choose from.

[No one sane would volunteer for the job if they knew everything about what it involved.]

The only real requirement was acting skills. Which I have, so...