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[Lust looks less than pleased and bordering on frustrated. Behind her can be seen a slinky Glameow teasing a perplexed looking Spheal, rubbing affectionately against the rounder Pokemon and then swatting him at random. A Jigglypuff keeps attempting to push its way onscreen, in front of Lust. She pushes Chanteuse away every few moments, with less and less gentle delicacy each time.]

Does anywhere know where to find any intimidating looking Pokemon? I have a children's carnival act following me everywhere I go now.

[It's ridiculous.]

Not that I don't appreciate them all, of course. [Another firm to shove to keep her Jigglypuff from blocking her] But I'd like to have something a bit more imposing to throw out in battle.

Or imposing at all.

[Forget philosophy and musings on the nature of her existence for a moment, she just wants anything that doesn't look like a stuffed animal come to life.]

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[Consequences what are those?]

It's good for getting people to underestimate them in battle, though. Especially if they still look cute when they get stronger. Teach them Flamethrower or Thunderbolt and nobody expects it.

You're right that they don't look as though they could do much damage.

Surprise has its advantages.

[He grins widely.]

Damn straight it does.

[But that doesn't really answer her original question, does it? Hm.]

I don't know, most of them start out pretty cutesy. I think the closest thing you'd find here is getting the thing that turns into Beedrill, those grow up pretty fast. Most of the things you can catch that're already intimidating aren't things yours could deal with fighting yet.

I guess there's buying eggs if you don't mind taking care of a baby. [He nearly grimaces at that; he's never been good at raising the babies.]

It's been suggested I look at the Rock and Steel types. I'll settle for anything that doesn't look as though its existence is inviting the world to cuddle and pet it.

I'd prefer to avoid infants.

[That gets a laugh out of him.]

Didn't think you'd be very interested in that.

And I guess there's rock types, yeah. I've seen people with... [What was that thing's name? Envy can't remember every Pokemon off the top of his head, give him a second. R...Ry...]

Ryhorns, they're big even in their first form. No idea where to catch them, though.

[He shrugs, and then looks more curiously at the video.] When did you catch your new one?

I only have so much patience.

Caves, apparently. Though I'm not sure if I'm willing to go spelunking just yet.

Earlier today. She doesn't even have a name yet.

[The Glameow had finally tired of toying with Guttle and is now curled up on top of the round Pokemon. Guttle doesn't seem to look certain of this arrangement.]

She thinks she owns the place already.

[He snickers.]

Well it looks like she definitely thinks she owns Guttle.

Hey, when you're finished getting advice you should come down to the lobby. It's storming and I'm bored. Maybe we can use Guttle to bowl with some of these ugly vases down here.

[He's only half kidding about the bowling.]

If he didn't let her walk all over him, he wouldn't have this problem.

Alright. Just don't feed him anything first, he tends to be sick if he's used for bowling right after he eats. He takes some personal pride in knocking down everything with one go.

[Yes, Lust does amuse herself often with rolling Guttle into various things that won't actually do him any harm. He always seems to enjoy it.]

I'm not doing anything else.

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